Reasons NOT to date an Engineer

Top Ten Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer

1. T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress.
2. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
3. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat.
4. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
5. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
6. Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything else.
7. Touches his computer more often than you.
8. Talks in acronyms.
9. Can't leave that damn mouse off his hand for a minute.
10. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.

Reasons to date an Engineer...

Top Ten Reasons To Date an Engineer

1. The world does revolve around us... We pick the coordinate system.
2. Find out what those other buttons on your calculator do.
3. We know how to handle stress and strain in our relationships.
4. Parents will approve.
5. Help with your math homework.
6. Can calculate head pressure.
7. Looks good on a resume.
8. Free body diagrams.
9. High starting salary.
10. Extremely good looking

Tip for coding

You are C++

Engineers think this way....................

"Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a high pole. They try building a contraption by piling up unstable ladders, but after one of them gets hurt falling off of it, a technician comes, removes the pole, lays it on the ground and measures it. One of the engineers sneers at him: 'what an idiot, he didn't measure the height, he measured the length'..."

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C programmer's lifecycle

"Lifecycle of the C programmer:

• 0 months to 1 month: complete beginner
• 1 month to 1 year: incomplete beginner
• 1 year to 2 years: acolyte
• 2 years to 3 years: adept
• 3 years to 8 years: expert
• at 8 years: discovers comp.lang.c
• 8 years+: buggrit, back to beginner again !"

Find yourself in which stage you are................

Well I 'm in BEGINNER's stage..............

C++ vs Sex

"How C++ is like teenage sex:

1. It is on everyone's mind all the time.
2. Everyone talks about it all the time.
3. Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
4. Almost no one is really doing it.
5. The few who are doing it are: A. Doing it poorly. B. Sure it will be better next time. C. Not practising it safely."