C programmer's lifecycle

"Lifecycle of the C programmer:

• 0 months to 1 month: complete beginner
• 1 month to 1 year: incomplete beginner
• 1 year to 2 years: acolyte
• 2 years to 3 years: adept
• 3 years to 8 years: expert
• at 8 years: discovers comp.lang.c
• 8 years+: buggrit, back to beginner again !"

Find yourself in which stage you are................

Well I 'm in BEGINNER's stage..............