Top Ten Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer
- T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress.
- The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
- Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat.
- Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
- No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
- Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything else.
- Touches his computer more often than you.
- Talks in acronyms.
- Can't leave that damn mouse off his hand for a minute.
- Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.

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